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Joke of the Day
"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"
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"What do you do when you see a space man? Park your car in it man."
"Why couldn't the auction house find any buyers for the Celtic artifact? It was completely runed."
"[job interview] Interviewer: ""Describe yourself in 2 words."" Me: ""Atinubs. Econsibu."" Interviewer: ""You're hired. Welcome to CAPTCHA."""
"My favourite mythical creature is the happy woman in the tampon adverts"
"My girlfriend, concerned, asked me if I'm an alcoholic. I said ""Of course not sweetie."" ""Alcoholics go to meetings."""
"Updog (terrible joke I posted in dadjokes) Dad: (sniffs) it smells like updog in here. Son: What's up dog? Dad: Just chilling homie, what's up with you!?"
"Sooo much pressure as a woman to not have a mustache."
"What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond? Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money."
"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."