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"*Belle falls in love with Beast* Everyone: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME!! Called it! *Belle speaks to furniture* Everyone: this is fine"

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"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"
"Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes."
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