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Joke of the Day
"Why did Joseph Goebbels own a pair of binoculars? For proper gander purposes."
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"What type of underwear does a fetus wear? Fruit of the womb."
"Time flies when you wake up at noon."
"If fire shoots out of the chimney the Papal Conclave has selected a new drummer for Slayer."
"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"
"95% of pet ownership is just saying ""hello"" to them in various tones."
"What do you call a person that tells jokes to ghosts? A comedium."
"What is the only result for Ear-rape? Hearing AIDS."
"scorpin and subzero walk into a bar the bar gets hot from scorpin and cold from subzero!!"
"My uncle has one leg. He's got a second one as as well. But he also has one"