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Joke of the Day

"What's the best song to send to your father on Father's Day? *I'm Glad You Came*"

"i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach"

"Being drunk is a very unpleasant experience... Just ask a glass of water."

"If quitters never win and winners never quit, what fool came up with, ""Quit while your ahead""?!"

"Where was Timmy when the bomb fell? Everywhere."

"Why is it forbidden for ants to go in a church? They are in-sects"

"What Do You Call A Black Person On The Moon? An Astronaut You Racist Bastard."

"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."

"I heard Justin Bieber has an 8 inch cock But it's in his ass and belongs to Usher"

"Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom? He was sick of all its shiitake."