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Joke of the Day

"What do you do when an elephant comes in your window? You swim!"

"[job interview] ""What's your.."" *interrupts* -My greatest strength is my work ethic ""Well played. Welcome to the psychic friends network"""

"Is it fair to say... There'd be less litter in the world if blind people were given pointed sticks?"

"Why are toilet tasks called ONE and TWO? Because TWO rhymes with POO"

"The NSA A government organization that actually listens to you!"

"Why is everyone so obsessed with the idea of love? If you're dying to be hurt so badly, I've got a baseball bat for that."

"Did you hear about the swingers.. that got kicked out of the swap meet?"

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."

"My girlfriend and I really like the alphabet I kept 25 of the letters but I gave her the D."

"It's pretty easy to get pussy with a puppy You just replace the S's with P's"