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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about what the medics found on Paul Walker's radio? His face."
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"*deep fries turkey *deep fries deck *deep fries backyard *deep fries house *deep fries neighborhood *deep fries los angeles"
"How would you rate an average upholstery job upon completion? Eh. Sew-sew."
"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"
"So my doctor said I have 6 months so I shot him and the judge gave me 15 years"
"Haha my cousin's safeword is ""chalice."" (We don't have sex; I saw it cuz I hacked his email to get his salmon casserole recipe)"
"if men fall asleep directly after sex . . . why is it so hard to catch a rapist? -Jimmy Carr p.s. never high five a rabbi"
"End Jokes/Quotes from the tv series QI - Season 1 Short quotes and jokes by Stephen Fry at the end of each episode of the show."
"We all know one person who was so much cooler when they were single."
"""Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey, I know you're asleep but I just wanted to let you know that I'm like 14 miles away from your house right now!"" -Trains"