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Joke of the Day
"My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... She's a fat cow."
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"""Ten years ago, we had no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash!"" --cemeteries"
"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware store? He was looking for a tight seal."
"I'm having trouble finding a route to my rich aunt's funeral, Oh well, where there's a will... there's a way"
"[NSFW] Did I ever tell you guys about my idea for a line of sex toys marketed towards sleazy women? I'm calling it ""Toys for Thots."""
"Why was I sentenced to 1 year in prison with 6 months probation after killing a nigger? On charges of impersonating a police officer."
"Q: Why did the elephants go on a diet? A: Because they had too much junk in the trunk."
"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."
"I have feelings for you. Please take them and leave."
"a fun prank is when ur friemd about to sit in a chair u pul the chair out from under them and replace it w/ a fancier mor comfortabal chair"