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Joke of the Day
"My wife likes to tell me she is worshipped in india... She's a fat cow."
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"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."
"Why does C. Ronaldo comb his hair every game break? So it won't get too Messi."
"Nothing's louder than a quiet bathroom."
"Elevators. They work on so many levels."
"Do people who swirl and sniff their wine in the glass know that it tastes just the same straight from the bottle? Amateurs."
"Mariage is like deck of cards At first its like a diamond and heart. Then it turns into a club and spade."
"Did you hear about that psychic who performed self-immolation in public today? It's rare to see a medium well done."
"Do you love me? Of course Then whisper something soft and sweet in my ear Lemon meringue pie !"
"I got fired from my job as a bingo caller... apparently ""A meal for two with a terrible view"" was a pathetic way to announce the number 69."