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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Probably not. The P is silent."
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"it has been suggested that men think about sex every 8 seconds I can tell you that's a complete phallus"
"No, of course I'm not mad. It's fine. *goes home, starts building a Death Star."
"Historic moments in rap. Jay W [username taken] Jay X [username taken] Jay Y [username taken] Jay Z"
"How do you tell apart a guitarist and a computer geek? Ask them if they think solid states are shitty."
"Is it physically possible to be sad in rollerskates? Cause I think my cat's just being dramatic."
"Naming a dog after alcohol is cute until they run away and you scream their name until your neighbor brings you a bottle to shut you up."
"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."
"If life gives you melons you might be dyslexic."
"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"