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Joke of the Day
"If you're not part of the solution... ... you are part of precipitate."
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"If I had a time machine I'd go back 10 years and tell myself ""Write down the names of all the people you loan stuff to."""
"2 plants are hanging out One says to the other, "" you hungry?"" To which the other replies, ""yes, I could go for a light snack."""
"All these years and the ""insert thumb and lift"" tab on macaroni and cheese boxes is still lying to us."
"I don't get it. Rock beats scissors but no one says shit about running with them."
"When going through TSA inspection at the airport, there's no telling how long it will take... ... All belts are off ."
"Ray rice's girlfriend is really hot. She's a knockout!"
"To the man in the wheelchair that stole my camouflage jacket... You can hide but you can't run!"
"How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between a cooking pot and his best mate. They're both cauldron."