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Joke of the Day
"If you're not part of the solution... ... you are part of precipitate."
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"A baby mouse is out for a walk one day and sees a bat... He quickly runs home to his mother and says ""Mummy! Mummy! I just saw an angel!"""
"You're a Carrot I wish, I'd be easier on the eyes."
"What's tall, handsome and muscular? Not you!"
"People have always told me, ""Shoot for the stars"" So I became a celebrity hitman"
"What's the new French flag look like? A white cross emblazoned on a white background!"
"What do a 9 volt battery and a woman's asshole have in common? You know you don't want to, but eventually you are going to lick them both"
"Fun prank: brand your boss with the mark of the beast so he becomes a mindless demon slave wandering the earth killing in the name of Satan"
"I killed a duck that had been bothering me recently. The judge charged me with murder most fowl."
"I send thank you cards to people that don't invite me to their weddings"