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Joke of the Day
"You're so fat... you had a threesome with Aunt Jemima and Mrs. Buttersworth."
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"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""
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"Prince The artist formally known as alive"
"Let me tell you a joke about my dick... Nevermind, it's too long."
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"So, you're telling me my credit score should have three digits?"