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Joke of the Day

"The Snake Handler The snake handler suffered from a reptile dysfinction"

"Hi, I'm your son's teacher, Ms. Frizzle. Funny story, your kid is dead and inside a tortoise"

"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"

"Did you hear about the man who jumped in the Hudson River? He committed sewercide."

"How did the Jewish alcoholic survive The Prohibition? He-brewed."

"1. Rage against the machine. 2. Check to make sure machine is plugged in. 3. Apologize to the toaster for the misunderstanding."

"Is the opposite of progress... ...congress?"

"Oedipus apartment complex Attractive like your mom"

"You know why ancient Greek children were always getting lost from their parents? 'Cause they kept Roman around!"

"How do you tell if you're a real gangster? Take a blud test [OC]"