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Joke of the Day

"Parenting Pro Tip: If a 5 year old says he needs a potty stop, or he's going to take a dump in the minivan, he's not making idle threats"

"My parents just got their first computer. Nigeria, go easy on my inheritance."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"A junkie walks into a gay bar,..... he goes straight to the bathroom and starts banging ron."

"Why do gingers love driving Kias? It's the only way they can own a soul."

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in a can."

"(NSFW) Fact: The donkey is the only know animal that can reproduce by ass fucking."

"If my teacher saw me staring at her from behind Then I was staring at her ass"

"What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? Disney spells."

"Why can't you tell a secret, when a clock is around Because time will tell. Got this one from Bonzi Buddy long time ago"