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Joke of the Day

"[Trying to impress a girl on a date] Me: ""Not to brag but I'm getting Windows 10 for free."""

"Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs? Rhinos R Us"

"What's worse than an overthinker .... Sorry I didn't think this part through..."

"""I don't know where you're from. But in this country..."" ""...we're all from America."""

"I had a chat with my ex-girlfriend last night. He's doing really well."

"What do you call nuts on the wall? Walnuts. What do you nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin? A dick in your mouth."

"Why are the other numbers afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9."

"Inspired by T.G.I. Fridays, I opened a restaurant called C.L.I. Tuesdays. No one could find it."

"My kids teach frat boys how to trash houses."

"Wife just said ""burgs"" instead of ""burgers"" and now I'm a little scared to think of what she's going to do with all the time she saved."