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Joke of the Day

"Newtons 3rd law of emotion Newton's 3rd law of emotion is, for every male action there is a crazy ass female overreaction."

"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"

"A wife says to her husband ... ""I don't like you pushing me around all the time and talking behind my back"" Husband say ""Well honey what do you expect you're in a wheelchair"""

"The only reason why i am fat is because a tiny body could not store all this huge personality."

"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"

"I eat things based on the amount of dishes I have to use."

"A muslim, a communist, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says hello Mr. President."

"If you don't let me in the bathroom, I can't guarantee your safety when you pee. ~dogs, apparently"

"My wife loves sports... Her favorite position is beside herself, and her favorite sport is jumping to conclusions."

"How many Unidans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six: one to screw it in and five to cheer him on loudly while standing in front of other people's bulbs so no one can see them."