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Joke of the Day
"Some people make remarks about my dandruff. I just brush it off."
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"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."
"Two ninjas were having an argument Two ninjas were arguing over which one was the better ninja. The first says, ""Man, you can't even throw a ninja star."" The second ninja says, ""Shuriken."""
"Being an ugly woman is like being a man... You're going to have to work."
"Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones? The punchline is too long."
"What happened when the pig ran into his ex? there was a porkward silence"
"I wouldn't call it 'passive aggressive', but I do send the glitter Christmas cards to the people who annoy me."
"""Hands up, don't shoot!"" cried the protester ""Take what you want, just don't kill me"" whimpered the store manager, dropping his gun and ending the terse standoff."
"I flashed my BIOS... ... and got arrested for indecent exposure."
"If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used."