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Joke of the Day
"Some people make remarks about my dandruff. I just brush it off."
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"How do you stop a 6'4"" 300lb black kid from charging? You take away his EBT card."
"Free sex tonight I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""
"Push-up men's underwear. Taking complexes to a whole new level."
"Interviewer: Describe yourself in one word. Me: Hired. Interviewer: (under breath) holy shit can he do that?"
"If you think the way to a mans heart is through his stomach.... Then you're aiming too high"
"Trump's first act as president Gives away the First Lady's job to an immigrant. #ThanksDonald"
"The Lizard Child : Funny Youtube Videos"
"I work for the government which means I have to enter 2 passwords in order to print documents that are open to the public."
"ME: I'm off to that meeting BOSS: Forget something? M: Yes! [kisses boss gently on forehead] B: I meant your pen [whispers] but thank you"