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Joke of the Day

"Iceland passed away last week... its last wishes were for its ashes to be scattered across Europe..."

"So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now."

"Two nuts were walking down a street... One was assaulted"

"I like my women the same way I like my guns... Black and oily with a sensitive trigger."

"Want to hear a cheesy joke? I will only tell it if I have your Parmesean..."

"What do you call a Mexican Buddhist? Om-bre"

"My wife & I couldn't agree on which psychic to go to. They were all sad and depressing. ""What did you do?"" We finally found a happy medium"

"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"

"Okay, calm down. It's a spider. Just one tiny litt- HOLY MOLY IT MOVED!"

"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"