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Joke of the Day

"My son asked me what humble means. I told him it means pretending you're not better than everybody else."

"I like my women like I like my vacuum cleaners Cordless and with powerful suction"

"How did the blonde burn her ear? The telephone rang while she was ironing."

"Did you hear about the campers with explosive diarrhea? That shi* was intense."

"I decided to stand on my left foot when the clock reached twelve tonight So I could start the year off right"

"If monogamy is sex with only one person, what is origami?"

"What do you get when you mix a prostitute and a midget? A little fuck"

"Sneezing while driving is my version of extreme sports."

"Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa? The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa."

"Why was the paleontologist angry? Because he had a bone to pick."