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Joke of the Day

"When did the gay atheist become religious and started praying? When the gunman walked into the club he was in and started shooting and the doors were locked."

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day... Anal sex makes your hole weak!"

"What do you call 50Cent in Zimbabwe A millionare"

"Good cop: frisks you Bad cop: takes his time"

"Why don't hat store owners and pet shop owner get along? Because you can't be a fan of hat care and cat hair."

"A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school.. Visions of future war"

"TIFU in math class by saying 'subduct' instead of 'subtract' whoops, wrong sub"

"16 zombie actors injured on movie set. Saddly no one noticed for 3 hours."

"A blind man goes to optician for a check up. The optician takes his guide dog away, replaces it with another and asks, 'Is this better?'"

"You have the body of a professional athlete If competitive eating can be considered a sport"