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Joke of the Day

"When did the gay atheist become religious and started praying? When the gunman walked into the club he was in and started shooting and the doors were locked."

"I am still paying... A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""

"What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician? A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3"

"Do you smoke? Smokers: ""Yes."" Non-Smokers: ""Never have, never will."" Stoners: ""Smoke what?"""

"You have to give it to pedophiles They're the only ones who follow the speed limit in school zones"

"I once thought I had an Asian friend Turns out it was just my imaginasian"

"LIFE HACK: A pancake makes a great and edible mouse pad."

"A toothless termite walked into a tavern ... and said: ""Is the bar tender here?"""

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"Once I get tan this summer there's going to be literally only one thing that can stop me: simple carbohydrates"