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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hitler and Trump? Hitler knew when to kill himself."

"Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!"

"If a person dies after suffering an average number of strokes for their age did they make par?"

"They Say 1 out of 3 People Cheat in a Relationship Not sure if it's my wife, or my girlfriend."

"JOB INTERVIEWER: Talk about a time when a big project of yours didn't work out as you hoped ME: Well I got two English degrees"

"Wife: Go out for breakfast? Me: Sure! Wife: Ok, let me shower first. *showers, dresses & puts on makeup* Me: Where should we have lunch?"

"I just got diagnosed with the inability to feel emotions Now I'm sad"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? Ye'd think it was R, but his first love be the C."

"I used to date a midgit. She really liked it when we would 34.5. In fact, I was nuts over her."

"Show me a dude eating pork ribs and macaroni after midnight and I'll show you a dude about to hit send on this tweet."