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Joke of the Day

"Apparently ""The WiFi signal is the strongest there"" isn't the right answer when the boss asks ""Why are you spending so much time in toilet?"""

"Why is the moon so dark? Because the sun beat the daylights out of it. :D"

"My girlfriend complained we don't spend enough time together. So she came up with a perfect solution... ... and broke up with me."

"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"Disappointed that there will be no Call of Cthulhu client for Linux I wanted to go insane installing *and* playing the game."

"How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make? All of it."

"What does an elephant and a carton of milk have in common? They both cum in quarts"

"What is the scientific measurement for moistness? Digits..."

"james[jesus' brother]: i need off my bro passed away boss: gotcha man [3 days later] james: i need off my brothers in town boss: now hold on"

"Two men are pissing off a bridge. ""Water's cold"" says one. ""And deep."" says the other."