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Joke of the Day
"War does not determine who is right only who is left."
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"WORM 911: what's ur emergency FLATWORM: I CUT MYSELF BAD WORM 911: u need medical help? FLATWORM: wait, there's 2 of me now. we're good."
"What did the male potato chip say to the female potato chip? Are you Frito-lay?"
"Mullets: Business in the front. Party-at-a-mobile-home-til-5am-drinking-Pabst-then-go-home-&-get-arrested-for-domestic-violence in the back"
"What are stories about oranges? Pulp Fiction"
"What do you call a pokemon with a venereal disease? A PENISSAUR!"
"The best part of finishing a long piece of writing is when the laptop hits your talentless loser foot as you boot it off a roof."
"What do you call the director of Kill Bill out in the sun? Squintin' Tarantino"