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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom."

"Two wrongs don't make a right... but three lefts make a right. And two Wrights make a plane 6 lefts make a plane."

"[Shipwrecked diary] Day 1: I found a pen, and a notebook to write in. More pens. I might be in a Staples. Printer paper. I'm in a Staples."

"What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy? Abort mission!"

"I bought shoes from my drug dealer. I'm not sure what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day."

"Finally my winter fat is gone... Now I have spring rolls."

"Happy New Year #2018 first."

"What did Mike Tyson say to Vincent van Gogh?? You gonna eat that?"

"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"

"Why did the overweight actor fall through the theater floor? It was just a stage he was going through"