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Joke of the Day

"Finally my winter fat is gone... Now I have spring rolls."

"Fox News knows we can google stuff, right?"

"I do not take credit for this joke cash or checks are fine, though."

"What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common? Their biggest hit was The Wall."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? If it had four, it'd be called a chicken sedan."

"RT this if you like to repeat what other people say"

"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"

"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."

"I went to a feminist picnic the other day It sucked. No one cooked or made any sandwiches."

"Something my friend said during our darkest hour of finals cramming I'm wearing my Seahawks jersey to the exam tomorrow. That way I'll pass even though we all know I shouldn't."