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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't Lebron go to college? he didn't want to show up for the finals"
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"Three is fore for four. And aft to two too."
"What's the difference between Trump and a bucket of shit I don't have a shit bucket in my garage"
"If you believe in the end of the world tomorrow... I'm going to keep making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow"
"who lives in a pineapple in the back of the white van Spongebob, go meet him kids he has free candy, go and look"
"My Doctor says I need to start exercising religiously. So now I hit the gym on Christmas and Easter."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? [not the traditional punchline] Because 7 was a registered 6 offender."
"Not to brag, but I parallel parked without hitting anything, taking 15 mins, or winding up on the sidewalk. No cars were around, but still."
"At the pharmacy I asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around, looked them straight in the eyes and said, ""Make that 52."""
"The United States government."