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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the naked man who fell into an upholstery machine? He is fully recovered."
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"Zombies are a fun reminder that the first thing people want to do when they're dead and beyond the law is murder everyone in sight."
"If you love something, set it free. If it returns, it probably can't pay its student loans."
"If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him. Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest."
"I didn't wear earrings for a long time and the holes closed, now I'm worried about my vagina."
"My mother died suddenly from natural causes. I strangled her with kelp."
"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"
"What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge?.... ...A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."
"If anti-gays want to stop gay sex... They should encourage gay marriage."
"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging a few years ago. Since then, my mugging attempts have been a lot more successful."