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"Go away bee, don't bother me. A wise man once told me, if a bee is bothering you, don't swat or run away, just stand still and look right at it, because seeing is believing."
"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"
"""Someone's been sleeping in my bed!"" said mommy bear. ""Who hasn't"" muttered daddy bear. ""What?! You wanna do this now, in front of the kid!"""
"What do you call a young Israeli boy? Jew-nior"
"Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: ""I'm the son of God."" ""No way!"" they say. ""Yahweh."""
"Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife? The jury store"
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"My friend owns a zoo... My friend owns a zoo but the only animal is a tiny dog... Its a Shitzu"
"Did you guys hear about how Mattel took back all those Terminator action figures? It was a *Total Recall*"