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Joke of the Day
"Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife? The jury store"
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"What do you call a camera mounted on a ISIS-truck? a daeshcam"
"When I win the lottery I'm getting a pool boy, maybe I'll even get a pool."
"What's the best way to milk a sheep? Ask Apple."
"Yesterday I went to a temporary tattoo parlour to get a tattoo After it wouldn't wash off this morning I went back to complain, but the tattoo parlour wasn't there."
"Is it official now that Glenn Frey is running on empty? Too soon I know, I'm so sorry! My friend just said this and I couldn't help but laugh."
"What did ELO say once they found out their stripper was a hermaphrodite? You've got a strange vag-dick."
"Why did Newton's wife got pregnant? Because he doesn't believe in using quantum"
"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
"What did the ocean say? Nothing, he just waved."