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Joke of the Day
"I'm trying this Paleo lifestyle where I live in constant fear and die at the age of 28"
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"As a Lesbian... I like my men like I like my coffee- nowhere near my vagina."
"The only B word you should be using to describe her is ""Beautiful."" Because bitches love being called ""beautiful."""
"What do you call Mexican food when it gets cold? A burrrrrrito."
"Why did Microsoft go from windows 8 to 10 Because 7 8 9"
"Happy Mother's Day Reddit! What did you get your mom?"
"""I used to be the Internet!"" - The Library"
"I went to a cemetery today. The entire time I was there my phone didn't have any service. I must have been in a dead zone."
"What did the slug say to the police? ""I was as""salt""ed"""
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""