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Joke of the Day
"What did the hypnotist say when he got his own website.... Hyp Hyp Hooray."
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"A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry, then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry. When the policeman informed his family he said ""There's no easy way to say this""..."
"If Royce Da 5'9 gave up his career in rapping.. He'd become Royce Da 9-5. ^^^^Mixed ^^^^up ^^^^the ^^^^numbers ^^^^last ^^^^time."
"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."
"The Apple store in town got robbed last night the police have sent out an appeal for iWitnesses"
"Who turns the lights off at halloween ? The light's witch !"
"So a group of nerve cells are mingling for the first time. They look really nervous."
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
"Anyone who loses his arms shouldn't just throw them out. You never know when they'll come in handy."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records."