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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."
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"wife calls and says ""i think the carburetor is flooded"" experienced husband starts from the top. ""honey, where is the car?"" ""at the bottom of the pool"""
"What do my ex and a box of chocolate have in common? They kill my dog."
"Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11? Americans cant milk a cow for 16 years."
"I don't know what fool first decided to put carrots in the cake, but they sure lucked out."
"I saw on the news today that a dwarf got pickpocketed. I don't know how anyone could stoop so low!"
"HOLD YOUR HORSES. TELL YOUR HORSES YOU LOVE THEM. DONT BE TOO STRICT WITH YOUR HORSES OR THEY'LL DATE OLDER HORSES GET TATTOOS & HAVE PONIES"
"If I have trouble finding an arm hole while putting on a dress shirt, I imagine I'm rehearsing for my show ""Damien Fahey: Shitty Magician""."
"How was the copper wire invented? Two Jews were fighting over a penny."
"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? A teacher says, ""Spit out your gum"" and a train says, ""Choo, Choo, Choo."""