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Joke of the Day
"How does a feminist ask for Halloween candies? Trigger Treat."
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"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"The first time I got a universal remote control... I thought to myself, ""This changes everything."""
"If Lebron's so much better than Jordan then explain to me why Bugs Bunny has never once asked for his help in a game. Cant argue with facts."
"What do fat chicks and mopeds have in common? Both fun to ride just don't let your friends see you doing it."
"What's black underneath and white on top? Society."
"I wanted to smoke a joint at the Mexican border... I wonder why everyone ran away when I asked for papers"
"no soap, radio."
"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"#MyHomelessSignWouldSay Obama aint the only one who wants change"