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Joke of the Day
"What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream? A large twist cone."
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"Drinking Remember, it isn't drinking alone when you're pregnant."
"knock knock... who's there? Honeycomb Honeycomb who? Honeycomb your hair."
"What do you call a sexually aroused caveman? Homo Erectus."
"Two aliens sitting in a bar... The first looks at the second and says ""bleep loop do dooee day baaarrggg"" The second looks ask at the first a d says ""shut up frank, you're drunk"""
"I think Adam Johnson should remain on FIFA 16 Because it means that kids will get to play with him for once"
"A man walks into a bar with some tarmac under his arm... And said: ""one for me and one for the road"""
"Decisions Sometimes life gives you really hard decisions. Then other times It gives you really easy decisions like whether you should choose the lettuce or the ice cream"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To push Jake off a cliff.... he really hates Jake. as told by my 6 year old who hates a kid named Jake."
"Three drums and a cymbal rolled down a hill ba dum dum ching"