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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free."

"My hands got into an argument last night One was right and the other left"

"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth."

"What is Dracula's favorite fruit? Neck-tarines."

"[i sweetly pet a wild baby deer in my lap] aww this is so boring"

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"Bad jokes are like farts... ....better to let them pass."

"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."

"What's Pao's favorite Chinese dish? Infant children."

"What does the French chef say to the skeleton? Bony Appetit"