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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU? Hillary got off Scott-free."

"Inauguration Limerick by Stephen Colbert There once was a man named Barack Whose re-election came as a shock He raised taxes I pay And turned marriage gay And now he's coming after your Glock"

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."

"So I've narrowed it down and I'm either gonna start a motorcycle gang or take a nap."

"I saw a fight at a campsite yesterday. It was in tents!"

"I'd like the chicken-fried steak, please."" Uh lemme get back to you *runs to kitchen* YO WE GOT ANY CHICKENS THAT KNOW HOW TO FRY A STEAK"

"Why does everyone have to point out they adopted their dog? Are they worried that we are suspicious because it doesn't look like them?"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Buh dum tss!"

"What did Donald Trump say to Obama at the White House? You're fired!"

"Love's a lot like a bullet in that the exit usually causes the most damage."