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Joke of the Day
"I eat pudding with a fork, so no, crossword puzzles aren't really my 'thing'."
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"Why did hitlers aircraft preform so badly after the invasion of russia? because they were stalin'"
"How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? ""Ummm ... forget about the changing the lightbulb, honey, maybe let's start with changing those curtains"""
"if the invisible man comes to the door Tell him I can't see him! this was a joke my dad made ok dont judge me judge my dad"
"How do you know your fridge is going through menopause? It's all out of eggs.."
"One of my favorite hockey jokes Son: Dad, what's the playoffs? Father: I don't know son, were maple leaf fans."
"How do you add up a mountain? You summit."
"My phone never asks me to put my husband down."
"Two flies are sitting on a steaming pile of horse manure. One of the flies grunts and breaks wind. The other fly says, ""Geez! Do you mind? I""m trying to eat over here!"""
"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Pulls her pants up and goes home."