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Joke of the Day
"If you have a daughter, let her marry a programmer. They are men with codes."
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"Great joke I heard at a standup show in Houston this weekend. (Dark humor) Give a man a fish, and he you will feed him for the day. Give a man two prosthetic legs, and he'll shoot his girlfriend."
"Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything..."
"What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? Beef strokanoff."
"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer....... I'm not sure what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day"
"What happened when Curiosity took Accusation out on a date? She aroused suspicion."
"What do Reddit and Duke University have in common? They're both full of blue devs."
"Having gay parents must be horrible You either get twice the usual amount of dad jokes or get stuck in an infinite loop of ""go ask your mom"""
"When I have money, there's nothing to buy. When I don't have money, I want everything."