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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an obese woman with a rape whistle? Optimistic."
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"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"
"My Mexican friend was freaking out, but I couldn't understand his panic."
"What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest? Acne waits until its 12 before it comes on your face"
"What is H20 Made out of? 20 hydrogen atoms."
"What are the unspoken rules of sign language? All of them"
"What do you put in a box to make it lighter? Courtney Love"
"I'm old school in the sense that I always put women and children first. I mean, there could be spiderwebs."
"What's the hardest part about roller blading? Telling your parents you're gay."
"The worst time to hear I told you so is when you end up saying it to yourself."