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Joke of the Day
"Tired of being fat and pasty? Put tanning bed lights in your refrigerator."
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"I have an amazing gardener who's both vision impaired and dyslexic. His work is Mind BLowing"
"What's your favourite onomatopoeic word? Mine's ""silence""."
"sir i need to confiscate all the ice cream in your store yes this is just a costume & i'm not a real cop but no one told me i'm pretty today"
"What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk!"
"Heard this the other day. Made me piss myself even though im not American There's nothing worse than a 6.9 A 69 interrupted by a period."
"How many jews can u fit in a Volkswagen? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and about 6 million in the ashtray. .."
"As a Hilary supporter in Colorado, I'm still happy with the outcome of the election. Since proposition 106 passed I can legally kill myself now that trump won."
"Calm down shouty museum man. I think it's pretty obvious that I know how to ride a dinosaur skeleton."
"Life is like a box of chocolates Which doesn't quite fit in the username box"