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Joke of the Day

"seX I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, ""Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!"" I said, ""Wow!"" Then her friend said, ""She means 666-3629."""

"The doctor said to treat my daughter's scratch with alcohol, so I kissed it."

"Did you hear about that car company having to shut down? It was a saab story."

"what do you call a gay french man? a faguette"

"German Did you hear about the new German microwave oven? It seats 25."

"CASHIER: would you like to donate one dollar to charity? ME: no thank you SATAN (sitting on a throne made of human skulls): excellent choice"

"Almost all of the guys I drafted for my fantasy football team are football players which I think was a smart move"

"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"What's blue and not very heavy? Light blue."