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Joke of the Day

"Our local cinema is putting on a screening of the new James Bond film especially for dyslexics. Respect"

"I've upped my game so now instead of buying women at the bar drinks I buy them a pony"

"Hot Topic was having a huge sale Everyone panicked at the discount."

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."

"HOBBIES INCLUDE: - Whispering dark secrets to animals - Trying to get a strawberry seed out of my teeth - Being vegan, but also eating steak"

"How many prostitutes do you have to kill until someone notices? I'm not sure yet."

"Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam? A Racist!"

"Boy and girl in class asked the teacher a question. ""Can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""See I told you not to worry!!!!"""

"Why did the customer choose T-Mobile? Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."