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Joke of the Day
"What is grey and comes in quarts? an elephant."
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"""For God's sex, stop making fun of my English."" #WhereEnglishFails"
"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."
"Enviromentalists:""How can we stop the rising oceans Me (understands displacement but not enviromentalism):""Pull all those big whales out."
"My wife keeps complaining about her nine to five job... I must admit, 4:51 is a strange time to start work."
"Happy April Fools Day! April Fools it's March 31st."
"Pokemon? go fuck yourself"
"How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb."
"What did the leper say the the prostitute? Keep the tip."
"The biggest lie ""I have read the terms and conditions"""