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Joke of the Day

"A little african girl... asks her daddy: ""Daddy can I play with your dick?"" ""- Yes but don't go too far"""

"What do you call a dizzy Asian? Disoriented."

"I got in trouble in gym class, so the coach made me sit in the back, in near all the equipment. There's nothing I can do. He's really got me by the balls."

"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."

"What did the grape say when it got trodden on? Nothing, it just let out a little whine."

"What kind of snake is good at building things? A boa constructor."

"Punthagorean Theorem A and B are pretty square, but get to the root of C and you'll find he's always high, pot in use."

"Its funny how your parents tell you its their house, but as soon as something needs cleaning, it magically becomes yours too."

"The entire city of Detroit burned down last night. Estimated damage is $6."

"What did the sign on the door of the whorehouse say? Beat it, we're closed."