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Joke of the Day

"The Kennedys Everyone says Teddy Kennedy was the big alcoholic of the family. But when you think about it, it was John who was taking shots in the middle of his own parade!"

"I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman"

"You might be from Mexico but I'm sure I've eaten more Mexican food than you."

"buzz lightyear's ful name is ""bumblebee 9.460731012 kilometers"""

"Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy... He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex."

"What's a storm trooper's favorite date? March 4th"

"A few women sit at a table quietly..."

"While getting thrown in jail, my grandma's pacemaker failed. I guess you could say it was a cardiac arrest for battery."

"The presidency should be EASY for Trump... after all, mini hands make light work."

"Using his trademark roundhouse kick, Chuck Norris once made a fieldgoal in RJ Stadium in Tampa Bay from the 50 yard line of Qualcomm stadium in San Diego."