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Joke of the Day

"Nsfw. My wife and I had not had sex in a couple months but this morning she woke up randy... He is our neighbor and said her music was up too loud. We still havent had sex."

"Why is the door knob? Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit's finger."

"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."

"A depressed Storm Trooper goes to the bar for some jager shots. He goes home sober."

"What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It's Christmas, Eve!"

"My guide on how to fall down a flight of stairs.. .. In just a few simple steps"

"I decided to live at the gym, it was free! Because of squatter's rights."

"NSFW - Want to hear a dirty Joke? The white horse rolled in the mud. Hiyo. Try the salisbury steak I'll be here all week. (I know its an old one, but it always made me laugh)"

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"