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Joke of the Day

"The best part about this status update is that by the time you've finished reading it you realize that there is absolutely no point to it"

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"What does bigamy mean? One wife too many. What does monogamy mean? Same fucking thing."
"Two guys were walking down the street. . . One guy turns into a building, the other one goes, ""Oh my God! How the fuck did you do that?!"""
"What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel? A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters"
"I went to a disco last night... (mildly NSFW) They played The Twist, so I did the twist. They played Jump, so I jumped. They played Come on Eileen I got kicked out."
"Blonde Jokes What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown? artificial intelligence What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair red? Selling her soul for intelligence"
"Teenagers are so cute when they think you won't hit them"
"Friends and family sometimes said I was a kid stuck in a man's body. The police say I'm a man caught in a kids body."
"Those who have some means think that the most important thing in the world is love; the poor know that it is money."
"Marital prejudice/ politics amongst fruit Q: What did Mr & Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon? A: But you cantaloupe!"