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Joke of the Day

"Say goodbye to your girlfriends cause I just bought a book on magic tricks"

"What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine? They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 plowed 6 in the ass"

"Reddit's management [interesting insight](https://i.imgur.com/z8uBXo0.jpg)"

"Paralympics Q: What's better than winning the Paralympics? A: Having legs!"

"I love how women always smell good, and can complete you, and are sometimes wrapped in tinfoil. Wait, that's a burrito. I love burritos."

"new kitten So I decided to teach my kitten to write. You might think it was pretty hard but he took to it easily. Before long he could do anything I could do.. Turns out he was a copy cat :)"

"I was trying to make a joke about coat hanger abortion with my mom I was just having a poke at it."

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked."

"I don't think it is fair God plays for the Seahawks, seems like an unfair advantage."