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Joke of the Day
"I can't define ""pattern matching"" ...but I know it when I see it."
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"Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey? He wanted some Rhesus pieces."
"What did the fresh egg say to the boiling pot of water? ""It's going to take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."""
"[ants at a Def Leppard concert] *Pour Some Sugar on Me starts* Ant 1: Oh hell yeah I love this one Ant 2: Sugar is good for us and the queen"
"What did Silicon say to Germenaium ? Got dope ?"
"I love spending time with girls.. its unfortunate i have to do it from a bush with binoculars"
"Who's the most meta player on a Football team? The PUNter."
"I hear China makes some high-quality wine... ...people have been raving about the Grape of Nanking."
"Old Aussie joke: Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling? There are 48 heads in her box - of course she`s happy!"
"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife is dead."