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Joke of the Day
"Smokey The Bear is the narc version of Yogi Bear."
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"I realize I'm not good advising suicidal people I said ""hang in there!"""
"I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me."
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""
"I love watching hardpore corn It's like watching the birth of an amazing thing we all love- Popcorn! [No Relation](http://www.hardporecorn.com/)"
"With his campaign struggling, Ben Carson seeks to appeal more to a mainstream and humanize himself with a new campaign slogan... Once you go black, you never go back. Carson 2016"
"I like my men like I like my coffee: I don't like coffee."
"What do you call a boner at a funeral? Mourning wood."
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? 10 tickles (tentacles)."
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