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Joke of the Day

"I [19/M] am in a D/s relationship, and mistook some pushover chick from my uni for my GF [18/F]! Whoops, wrong sub."

"What's the best way to save on toilet paper? Slow your roll."

"A paleontologist who studies failed ancestral lines... A Faileontologist"

"How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's what interns are for."

"getting a teardrop tattoo for every leaf i've accidentally stepped on"

"Oh nothing, just standing next to my computer browsing the internet on my phone"

"""All dressed up and nowhere to go."" - penguins"

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneaded a poo!!"