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Joke of the Day
"I used to date a girl with cataracts Things were going great until one day she stopped seeing me."
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"[crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered"
"Q: What is Mr. T's nickname for Wednesday? A: Chump day."
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