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Joke of the Day

"If the Powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4."

"Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things."

"If I was smarter I'd make my social network passwords impossible to type when drunk."

"Why did Steph Curry cross the road? Because he wasn't far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot."

"What is round, heavy, has 3 holes, and is often found in a gutter? My ex wife."

"I've hated dentists way before they started killing lions."

"My uncle the rabbi only tips 10% And a I mean always! He does that shit religiously!"

"I came into some money yesterday. I couldn't find the tissues."

"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."

"Hi, I'm a college professor. Years ago I wrote a terrible book no one wanted. Anyway you have to buy it for 80 dollars"