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Joke of the Day
"If the Powerball has taught me anything, it's how to turn $200 into $4."
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"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."
"When someone yells ""STOP!"" I never know if it's Hammertime or if I should collaborate and listen."
"I went to an airport the other day. As I was about to catch a plane, I thought ""My dog would be proud."""
"Confucius say: Man cannot run in front of car forever. He get two tired."
"How do mathematicians scold their children? ""If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."""
"I got a new thesaurus Its pretty bad, though. Not only that, it's also bad."
"TIFU by clicking on a link that read ""Click to see something unexpected!"" Spanish Inquisition."
"Back in my day you knew who your real friends were because they ranked you in order of importance on Myspace."
"I went to an art contest recently... It ended in a draw."